Deer Hunting

So, here's five minutes in my life. I look out my home office window and here is a beautiful doe, just grazing in Joe's field. I go look for my camera. The doe is standing perfectly still, great shot (camera shot, that is). I turn on the camera -- batteries are dead. Take dead batteries, put them in battery charger (after Fred directs me to where it is and how to put the batteries in). Find some non-rechargables in a drawer, again have Fred show me how to inert the new batteries in the camera. Come back to the window ... by now said deer has mosied on off to other Joe's field and out of sight. So ... long story short? No photo